God, I love free enterprise

Just as I was starting to really fret about how to get rid of the horrible gloppy mess left behind by the fireproof gel we put on our house, someone drops off a flyer on our front porch. "Fire cleanup -- like it never happened!" and a list of a whole range of services, including some that would only be needed by people who got it a whole lot worse than we did (like replacing all the insulation in the attic).